Remember how popular my Manly Men Wear Skirts post is? How I still get comments and it's still one of the top search terms to get to JotB?
Well this morning, after pulling an all-nighter and not yet having a real cup of coffee in my system, my workflow was interrupted by this awesome comment:
Hi, my name is SkirtedMan and I have a site for Manly men who wear skirts and kilts in a masculine way. NO crossdressers or Drag Queens there. Just real men who prefer the comfort of a skirt or kilt over the "trouser tyranny" of that torture device called a "crotch" where they have to decide which side of to stick the most important body parts a man has to be squashed and heated to melting on a summers day, driving anywhere. Come by and check us out please at http://skirts4men.myfreeforum.org/ (emphasis mine)
My reaction, naturally, was wtf? Could not really think of words.
Again, no sleep, not enough coffee. I guess I expected more since I assume men who wear skirts are discriminated against. So perhaps realizing that, he would be more sensitive to discriminating against others. I mean, if he wants to have a space that excludes crossdressers and drag queens, that's totally up to him; it's his space after all. But "only real men" ... I didn't realize there was such a thing as fake men. Did I miss that class in college?
But you know what though, perhaps SkirtedMan is on to something. I mean... I certainly don't want fake humans reading my blog. That'd be weird and shit. Then you have to deal with strange, foreign emotions and experiences. I don't want that.
NEW RULE: NO fake humans are allowed to read or comment here. Real humans ONLY! If I suspect you are a fake human, your comment will be deleted and you will be banished.
Now, where's my freaking coffee...
- At Mon Aug 17, 12:54:00 PM abby jean said...
if you'd seen district 9 this weekend you'd realize that requiring real humans only is DISCRIMINATORY and BIASED against the prauns who are living breathing conscious creatures who deserve respect despite not being human. geez!! :)
- At Mon Aug 17, 02:57:00 PM frau sally benz said...
This just made me LOL at work! Woopsies! *stepping away from blog while at work*
- At Mon Aug 17, 06:34:00 PM Danny said...
Yeah I can't believe you would say such a racist thing Sally (lol).
...man has to be squashed and heated to melting on a summers day, driving anywhere.
Okay I don't know what kind of pants he wears but my package is not squashed and melting when I wear them. Maybe he should invest in some different underwear?
- At Mon Aug 17, 06:48:00 PM frau sally benz said...
LMAO at Danny's comment. Maybe that's it OR maybe you're one of these fake men running around playing pretend. We're onto you!
- At Wed Aug 19, 09:33:00 AM Sht4Brains said...
I made a mistake posting last time. It took my Gmail address as my name instead of the one I used in my original post. Sht4Brains and SkirtedMan are one and the same. The Admin of http://skirts4men.myfreeforum.org/ a site for skirted/kilted MANLY MEN.
- At Sun Aug 30, 02:49:00 PM Anonymous said...
Buy the guy some boxers, maybe for his birthday