Remember how popular my Manly Men Wear Skirts post is? How I still get comments and it's still one of the top search terms to get to JotB?

Well this morning, after pulling an all-nighter and not yet having a real cup of coffee in my system, my workflow was interrupted by this awesome comment:

Hi, my name is SkirtedMan and I have a site for Manly men who wear skirts and kilts in a masculine way. NO crossdressers or Drag Queens there. Just real men who prefer the comfort of a skirt or kilt over the "trouser tyranny" of that torture device called a "crotch" where they have to decide which side of to stick the most important body parts a man has to be squashed and heated to melting on a summers day, driving anywhere. Come by and check us out please at (emphasis mine)

My reaction, naturally, was wtf? Could not really think of words.

Again, no sleep, not enough coffee. I guess I expected more since I assume men who wear skirts are discriminated against. So perhaps realizing that, he would be more sensitive to discriminating against others. I mean, if he wants to have a space that excludes crossdressers and drag queens, that's totally up to him; it's his space after all. But "only real men" ... I didn't realize there was such a thing as fake men. Did I miss that class in college?

But you know what though, perhaps SkirtedMan is on to something. I mean... I certainly don't want fake humans reading my blog. That'd be weird and shit. Then you have to deal with strange, foreign emotions and experiences. I don't want that.

NEW RULE: NO fake humans are allowed to read or comment here. Real humans ONLY! If I suspect you are a fake human, your comment will be deleted and you will be banished.

Now, where's my freaking coffee...


At Mon Aug 17, 12:54:00 PM abby jean said...

if you'd seen district 9 this weekend you'd realize that requiring real humans only is DISCRIMINATORY and BIASED against the prauns who are living breathing conscious creatures who deserve respect despite not being human. geez!! :)

At Mon Aug 17, 02:57:00 PM frau sally benz said...

This just made me LOL at work! Woopsies! *stepping away from blog while at work*

At Mon Aug 17, 06:34:00 PM Danny said...

Yeah I can't believe you would say such a racist thing Sally (lol).

But seriously: has to be squashed and heated to melting on a summers day, driving anywhere.
Okay I don't know what kind of pants he wears but my package is not squashed and melting when I wear them. Maybe he should invest in some different underwear?

At Mon Aug 17, 06:48:00 PM frau sally benz said...

LMAO at Danny's comment. Maybe that's it OR maybe you're one of these fake men running around playing pretend. We're onto you!

At Wed Aug 19, 09:33:00 AM Sht4Brains said...

I made a mistake posting last time. It took my Gmail address as my name instead of the one I used in my original post. Sht4Brains and SkirtedMan are one and the same. The Admin of a site for skirted/kilted MANLY MEN.

At Sun Aug 30, 02:49:00 PM Anonymous said...

Buy the guy some boxers, maybe for his birthday


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